So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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