Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
honey bunches of taint.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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