we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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