dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
no, he came in my armpit
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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