I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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