Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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