so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
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i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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