Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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