The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
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Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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