Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
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