READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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