I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
The feeling are messing with the penis
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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