she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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