why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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