Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
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