Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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