I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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