do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
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You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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