That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I just gargled with NyQuil
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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