bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
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Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
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