And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
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My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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