so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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