Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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