so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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