Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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