she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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