I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
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Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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