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He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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