We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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