i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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