Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Its about making memories worth repressing
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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she's into porn, im staying here tonight
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
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