I wannas sexs uuuuu
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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