He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
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I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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