remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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