i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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