it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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