you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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