Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Everything about him screamed your future.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
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just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
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He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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