You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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