She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
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I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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