We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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