Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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