just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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