oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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