everyone is single if you try hard enough
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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