why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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