If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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