if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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