I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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