We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
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He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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