SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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