Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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