Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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