you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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