thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
40s are totally the cure
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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