After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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