i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Couch. On fire.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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