Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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