I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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