Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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