Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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